An Insult-a-Day Calendar, Daily Boxed, Andrews McMeel
Whether it's quoting writer Dorothy Parker's scathing analysis of Katharine Hepburn's acting ability, "She ran the whole gamut of emotions from A to B," or sharing Madonna's take on Sinead O'Connor, "She's about as sexy as a Venetian blind," this calendar is long on sass and short on sentiment. Rollicking with one-liners and reveling in its own snide attitude, An Insult-a-Day 2006 Calendar is so bad it's good. Based on The 776 Nastiest Things Ever Said - a part of the best-selling Stupidest book series that has sold more than 2 million copies - this calendar offers up the kinds of insults that you wish you had thought of. And if any of this calendar bothers you, well, take it from comedian Henny Youngman, "If I've said anything to offend you, I meant it." This 2006 Daily Boxed calendar was published by Andrews McMeel.
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